LMAO

Hell explained by a chemistry student
A professor asked "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?"
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'



The student got an A.
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little Billy came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor Mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

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Little Johnny's parents are at home on a Sunday afternoon. They have a function to go to, and the babysitter is supposed to arrive soon. Both of them are extremely horny, and want to have a quickie. But Johnny is around, so the father decides to get creative.

Father: "Johnny, I want you to do something for me. I need you to stand out on the balcony, and keep an eye on everything that's happening."

Johnny: "Okay, pop!"

The parents sneak into the bedroom, rip off each others clothes, and start doing the dirty.

Johnny: "Mrs. Enkelschnitz just let her dog poop on the neighbour's lawn and didn't pick it up, dad!!!"

Father: (panting) "That's great Johnny!"

Johnny: "Oh, and Mr. Smith, the store owner, he just parked his car beside a fire hydrant!"

Mother: "Keep up the good work Johnny, what else do you see?"

Johnny: "The Johnsons from across the street are having sex"

Mother and Father: "WHAT!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!? How do you know THAT???"

Johnny: "Because their kid is out on the balcony too."



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An engineer, of the BMW Corporation died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told him, "Since you've been such a good man and your motor vehicles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven". The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St.Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. He then asked God,

"Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said the engineer, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. And finally,

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God," hold on."God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to the engineer, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."



Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, “My son is a home builder and he’s so successful that he gave a friend a new home – for free.”

The second man said, “My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He’’s so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs.”

The third man, not wanting to be outdone bragged, “My son is a stock broker and he’s doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio.”

The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, “We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?” The fourth man replied, “Well, my son is gay. I’m not totally thrilled about it, but he must be good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio.”




A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is
also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm
sorry, Sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a
dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from
there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty pile and
picks up a greasy fork. he returns to the blind man's table and hands
it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a
deep breath.

"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the
kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her
what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakingly
brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm
sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The
owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great,
I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli." Once again walking
away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around
with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in
he's going to test him.The blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but this time the owner see's him
coming and runs to the kitchen.

He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take
it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork
back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and
waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already
have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose,
takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey, I didn't know that Mary worked
here?"

10 Things I Hate About The Road

There are so many things i hate about the roads here, top 10 list out here

1. Road Bumps
yup, friggin road bumps... there are 10 road bumps from the road till my parking lot. 10!!! which about sums up how ccb the people are.. curse you all who propose putting road bumps.. always didnt see one until its too late.. some more they are shittingly tall and we need like less than 10 km/h so as not to damage our car.. went pass one once and knock my radio off

2. Motorcycle Apeks
yup, the "king" of the roads. they own the road that they drive in the middle of the road SLOWLY.
worse still, they drive with their legs opening out like they have BIG LAMPA or they just berkhatan or have vasectomy.. sometimes, they even drive till uai uai till u cant even overtake them

3. Slow Drivers
yup, people who drive so SLOW as in less than 40km/h. these noobs should be banned from roads. they drive so slow as if they have all the time in the world, worse, they drive in the right lane.. the worse case is you met both of these cars and they drive EQUALLY SLOW in both lanes and you still need to follow them from behind

4. people with good sports car or imported cars and still drive SLOW
they have better engines, better aerodynamics and yet they still drive at snails pace. i mean, what for they buy these good cars and still drive so slow like driving a potong.. if they want to drive so slow, they no need buy honda or toyota or bmws, they can always buy kancil.

5. people who drive slowly up the hill
they have auto transmission and they still drive slowly. dont they know that driving slowly uphill consumes more fuel and energy? why cant they accelerate and use the momentum, this saves you milleage...

6. Motorcyclist that drive on the opposite lane
i encounter this everytime i went to INTI. they always drive to your lane and you need to evade them or else there will be a bloddy mess on the ground.

7. people who switch on halogen or high light
these people have NO BRAINS.. they drive towards you, and still switching on their powerful light, without knowing that these momentarily blinds people, these people think they are so yeng with their super powerful lights

8. people who brakes until nearly 0 km/h to cross bumps
these people have bmw and merz and having better absorber system and yet they brake till so slow just to cross a bumper.. these wont rosak your car eh la, if u afraid, dun even drive..

9.Motorcyclist that blocks your road no matter how hard you horned them
these people are DEAF and bloody retards. they block your way, drive slowly, you horned them, they didnt hear and still keep in that way. the government should give us permission to knock these people down if they didnt react.

10. Parents who parked their car on the roadside to and then jump down to pick up their child
these people are more gai, they do not show good examples to their children. they simply park their SUV and those big ass cars on the road, not knowing that this block other road users way.
they then jumped down and disappear for a long time to take their child into the car. a very SLOW PROCESS.. if someone knock down their children in the process, they wail and cry and blame the people around them, not knowing its them who are the one that caused this in the first place..

these are the top 10 things i hate about the road, what about you?

INTI's Newest Best Match(es) plural

INTI new A list is out, check it out!!
1st up, Mr Chee Yong Nian aka Ubi and Ms Ng Shu Hui, voted best match(now the whole world knows liao, no need to escape from the award liao ubi!)
next up is the KING, King CY and Permaisuri Chew(ok, so we made a mistake early in the year for saying the wrong Chew, there is no need to punish us), its a shame we realised late for if it is early, you both can also be in the running for Best Match. lol

The King and his Ham Chu Sau.(am chio tiao lor, someone)

The King with his hands again, this time, someone will fly back from Australia to hit you.. tsk tsk
when will you ever change, your highness??!

Super Love this song!!

Throne Eins!!!

I want this!!! but sadly, i am imprisoned in my own home, cant go out because of the friggin H1N1.... i am grounded in other words and i havent been to qb or gp for like 4 months d. @#$%^&* so, i cant buy this thing... anyone can be a samaritan and buy one for me??? (doggy eyes) pls.... really want to build something, hands itchy d.

1Malaysia F1 Team

This HAD BETTER BE A JOKE!!! but sadly, it isn't. yup, Malaysia will be creating their own F1 team to take the fight against the world.(ha di ha ha)

The reasons: same as the usual ones, promoting bla bla bla and those kind of stuffs( heard till sien, pls be creative next time. heard this kind of things since i wan born.....)

the team to be created is estimated to cost not less than 1 billion ringgit. yes, billion, with a b in it. 9 zeros behind it. thats a hell lot of money. (source form hereL http://www.thesundaily.com/article.cfm?id=38128)
however, PM stressed that the project would not be a waste of money as it would boost the country’s image internationally and be a marketing platform for Malaysia, Proton, Lotus, AirAsia and Naza.
yeah , thats right. 1 billion ringgit into some sport that is currently hit by the economic downturn is NOT a waste of money.and of course, the country's image can be boosted through failures and whatever things came up. we do not want our country to be known worldwide because of our failures right? we want to Win. but of course, that is quite unlikely. the chances of them winning is like burnley winning EPL.(virtually zero, but if you count the probability, there is still 0.000002, which have less zeros in it than the cost incured)

Please la, what are the financial planners up there are thinking. this 1 billion ringgit can be used anywhere except on F1, you can eradicate hardcore poverty, help out the poor and needy, giving more scholarships to potential students and stuffs like that, but instead you poured this bucketfull of cash into something you didn;t even have the experience. what are the chances that it wont end up in a financial scandal like the port klang thingy? the 1 billion budget cost may skyrocket the next day to 5 maybe 10 billion and god knows how much due to some actions which will not be discussed here.

this is an absolutely waste of money i tell you, using 1 billion to buy us a not so good image in front of the whole world. but it's kinda of good, we use 1 billion to make 6 billion people worldwide laugh. quite a good bargain also eh?

how can we expect our team to fight with names like ferarri and mercedez? they have already established names and reputations as well as performance to match their reputations over the years. they have experience, the have the brains and what do we have? a bunch of pit crews who dont even have experience in dealing with this kind of situation? this is F1 we are talking of, not some mundane go-kart competition.
at least use some experts from other countries during the first few years, let our newbies learn from them like what honda did with BAR. and see what they have done. at least not eating dust at the end of the pack.

i know about Brawn, they are newcomers and they are leading the championship, but they have the technicals, the drivers and all their everything are passed from Honda so they are not actually new in this field.

give up this dream if you still can. dont be the laughing stock for the world next year.

INTI YMAD Rooftop Steamboat

August 31 wasn't only Merdeka day, it is also YMAD community first rooftop Steamboat Dinner.
Went there at 5 to prepare the soup and the ingredients. Wei Zhe and Kai Wen went shopping with Kai Wen making a double trip with CS, leaving me, Edmund and Wei zhe to play Monopoly Deal.(seriously ADDICTIVE and FUN)! played 2 rounds won 2 rounds(i think i should change to real estate agent, can end up like donald trump. XD) Finally CS and kai wen came back and Mike bought some Char Kuey Teow for us. Kai Wen and CS bought tons of drinks back where most of them are alcoholic(mild only)from top, kai wen so "busy" with his phone all day. last picture, from left:ivan, me wei zhe, mike, cs and kai wen
We all played another round of Monopoly Deal again while waiting for the soup to boil, this time Wei Zhe won(sure la, he from Tafe eh le......)

Its eating time, we have sausages, sausages with black pepper, sausages with cheese(how come so many one.=.='''), every type of fishball you can find and many more.. people kept drinking cider. ki siao. very fun and not hot.
Posing. look at Kai Wen, act cute.(ivan is cuter!)
Mr Edmund opening "Champagne"!!!Yam...................................................................... SHENG!!! WOOO!!!!
candid ones..(i quite tall also hor...)

finally cleared up and went home. DAMN FULL, but came home with fishball phobia. XD

To Woody Zhe

Wei Zhe, just go. dont be so scared and kan ke.. T.T
there is no stopping you.. all the best!! support you all the way!!
p/s next time sand castle remember call me!!! so many times no call liao!!! Cis...
and one more thing, next time dun kesi kesi wait at outside my class or go down to recess with us and keep aiming at someone. hionghiong ki!! like yong fung's saying!!

Strictly Speaking

Strictly speaking, gonna give up games like Dota for a while, gotta keep spirits and mood up for studying, not reading. not wasting time and energy on games(well except for an hour a week is fine) games.. bah..

nothing more to distract me from studying anymore, just 5 more weeks, i can do it, i can overcome this obstacle, i will do anything to acheive it. So Garrie, dont call me for Dota if it is not urgent.. Thanks to Garrie and Alvin for being such great lane partners. Thanks..

Dunno what happened..

whoa, it was like gazillion years ago since i updated.. T.T, but it felt like just passed nia, guess it is because caught up with homework and revisions.. need to work harder than ever, much more harder than last time. just a few subjects improve, not so satisfied. chant to self, must work harder
congrats to CY for getting a new phone that is too heavy for me or even others to hold it up except for CY himself..

We are caught up in the agent buzz with everyone being agents like agent island glades, agent mama and agent amanda, that kinda of stuffs. its because there are some "consprirational" theories abound and everyone mobilise to be agents.. Some Intelligence tells us that Agent Amanda has a gf. @.@??!!

ESL had never been so fun than now. they are now quotes abound with everyone picking up the quote fever since many quotes are flying around the class nearly every 15 seconds.. some quotes are retro while others are popular meanwhile others are hotcakes. all thanks to teacher for using so many hours to use quotes, looks like she has been very successful. XD

think that is about all, Zendikar Set is coming up, looking forward to it. Beyond every treasure is a treacherous peril.. this set is gonna be a blast, i can feel it. Vampires uprising in this set with 3 insane planeswalkers each having insane abilities and cool artworks. Kudos to Magic TCG Art, Creative and Development Group for giving this set an awesome blast!

Finally, A replacement

finally got new phone,after months of stucking with the problematic nokia..
bought sony ericsson this time, still working on it on how to use it. so ciao. haha

The "OutStanding" but also is outspoken

phew, blog has been hibernating for a while due to lack of topic and lack of creative energy, well the feel has return and this author is going to blast off now..

ever since we chung ling kias step into INTI, we brought along some erm, how did you call, clhs kuan here(namely suan and bird-ness) some people from other school might not tolerate us and think us as lansi but they soon learn we are all a friendly lot. for example, look at wei keen, voted for the cutest award and best couple award with a non clhs kia.( ahem ahem) and our King CY for most kiasu. from this, you can see our lot is quite approachable and kind (precog that King is going to say something here)

however, there are SOME PEOPLE that do not look eye to eye with our attitude. well we dont care actually, you just dont feel belonged, so thats all. but you not only not see eye to eye with us, you say it out loud and you just put your toe across the line, the uncrossable line and you just sparked fury and tlness into a few, ahem, vocal clhs kias.

although i didn't tl you in the first place, for you are quiet and talk less. i also didnt tl you for being an MU supporter, mutualism what. but ever since i saw you say things not nice about us, you have me wondering, what is beneath that mask? i even have a sense of fury when you insult my old school in front of me, that is going to make anyone from my school pissed off. imagine me saying bad things about your school, how will you react?

so, if you cant accept people suan-ing or birdness in the people around you, dont take esl d or any class same as the King or his trustworth messenger Calvin, better still, dont even study at this school at all, if you cant tolerate our kuan, how will you fare in the society later?

if you wish to stand up to us, think again, you are a lone man against 15 strong, who you think will be outspoken? this is not 300 where greeks fight the persians you know, that stuff wont happen now.

so, a little advice, dont say out loud what you feel about us unless you are well prepared to face our wrath(as the King nicely phrase it).

Please dont use my laptop to check FACEBOOK!!!

PLS dont use my laptop to check facebook, blogs, friendster, twitter and yada yada.... I hate entering my passwords and emails again!! i have different passwords for every account and i am lazy to remember them all back. some passwords i even jumbled up, so guys, use my notebook for CS only, dont log in into facebook... sometimes also pek chek, opening facebook only to see other people's account still logged in.. wth

Seriously need a haircut!!

I so seriously need a haircut. it is getting on my nerves nowadays, especially my fringe getting into my eyes... zz
if i dont cut them now, maybe the british examiners will give me zero marks on my practical exam on thursday, that is a waste of money.....
SERIOUSLY NEED A HAIRCUT!!! TCHHHHHHHH!!!!(pek chek-ing)

Meteorite Alarm!!

10 July 2009, Friday 2000 hours
Classified Information: National Security Level Delta
-A meteorite, classified as W1150N crashed on Paradise Beach after hurtling through space at 25000 knots. It originated from sector alpha-1105 a.k.a the spanner belt of the asteroid system.

-No casualties after crash, Tsunami maybe imminient, evacuation plan Oilstorm to be implemented in face of calamity.

-Radiation detected from the afterburn of the meteorite, considered as non harming although have side effects on researchers that make them look bloated.

-Strange anomalies detected on the surface, resembles coins upon observation.

-Cracks on the surface oozesz a black oily liquid that resembles petroleum on earth but upon tests and observation, the "oil" somehow is alive and we classified it as Non-Biological Living Ooze or NBLO.

-Meteorite sent to National Research Agency to detect for anymore life force.

-Crash Site cordoned off and is a restricted area under Code Alpha 11

Report terminate.

Top Secret

HP and the Chap Cheng Prince

yaya, i know the title is a bit rude.. =.=''' (hokkien lang mar!)
So who wanna watch?????
I know the critics brand it as cheap and lame, but i watched every one from the first one, not gonna miss this one aint i?

Fusion!!

What do you get if Clockwerk Goblin and Pudge the Butcher fused together?
+

=???

Maybe a Pudge carrying a spanner?

Spanner

Spanner, or we called it Spannar in local slang. A wrench or spanner is a tool used to provide a mechanical advantage in applying torque to turn bolts, nuts or other items designed to interface with a wrench. (from wiki)
other than that, Spanner also refers to Idiot which is a word derived from the Greek ἰδιώτης, idiōtēs ("person lacking professional skill," "a private citizen," "individual").
well, u may wonder why i am writing about spanner in my humble retreat, well, it is to introduce about the new form of spanner that had sprung up at the school where the friend of CY now stuidying.
this new form of spanner is so advanced, so phenomenal that the fact of it can blow you or stun you away, even the news of it not being a mechanical or engineering feat, but something that nature had constructed.
Well, as you guessed it, the spanner is a person, where the 2 definition above simply explains it all as the 2 applied to him.
This spanner had the most unusual ability, noted by my careful and zen-like observation that didn't side any party whatsoever. It is so unusual about this spanner that i am suprised that the Nature or National Geographic magazine didn't take a full double page spread on this unusual specimen.
This one of a kind specimen is a homo sapien, but he is not any ordinary homo sapien as he can shake his body muscles like walruses which incidentally not many humans can do.
From another observation, he seems to have a craving for ice creams and lemon tea drinks which he must drink everyday like he was taking medicine.
He also have special social abilities which i noted is not the same as any other human or apes. He can change abruptly with will to be friendly to someone. He also have a special ability to be friendly to someone but rude to everyone else around that someone.(this is also noted in mating animals where males stake their claim.)
Using a feromone meter, i can see that his testosterone levels in his sweat is very high, usually a early sign that he has affection for someone of the opposite gender.
His most distinct ability is that he is able to "wrench" or should we say wedge into other couples and then in a flash, he is the third unwanted party in the world of 2. slowly and deliberately, he chase out the male, shutting him out slowly, making him feel unwanted which is his ultimate aim.
If all else failed, he havemany tactics up his sleeve, namely, act like very kesian and pitiful so people can pity him or write a literature that can flame about someone that he dislike. This were all part of his ploy to wrench somebody's spouse from their respective partner. He also likes to brag about his writing skill in order to please the "targets"
In another case of the above mentioned definition, he is someone that lacks PROFESSIONAL SKILLS, which in modern slang means noob, or hokkien means lapsap.
He dont' have any professional skills like being a great basketballer, a great gamer or great in anything. He failed in many things but still need to show off about it. He likes to talk, he is full of hot air, but in this case, there is also a fair amount of petroleum which can be burned to produce heat and then which can produce more hot air.
He can get really pissed off, but there is no one who care, cause he lives in a imaginary world of himself where he is the handsome looking and fit prince. deluded, some may say...
He also doesn't know the existence of a mirror cause he dunno how to utilise it, or he dare not utilise it.

So that's all about this facinating new species, i need to give a name to it and i need the suggestion you may give. Thank you.

the species name should start with Spanner XXXXXX s.p. Where the xxx is for you to fill it in. this is truly an incredible species.

From the Diaries of A Friend

This is the title i mean to give to my newly real-life-inspired drama script. hope you all can enjoy it and give it comments and rate it. this is written in a first person p.o.v.
Get ready for a so called "roller coaster ride of a lifetime" (actually this means it is boring)


There was once a man, who owns a tennis equipment company that provides Roger Federer, Williams sisters and Djokovic's racquets and equipment. he is a multimillionaire business moghul that owns the shillings sector, has tons of properties in the UAE that spawns black liquid gold and churns out tons and tons of barrel out everyday.

But you may wonder how come he is so mighty rich and successful.. lets fast reverse it to the past where he is just a normal person like you and me.

In a fateful day, our future business moghul was clutching his lottery ticket, waiting for magnum to announce the prize, thinking that this is his only chance, his only shot to get rich. as the reader announce the third prize number, he gasp, OMG!!! it;s my number!! but then the reader announce the first prize and his face fell because his number and the first prize number is just one digit away. what a fell down. he was so pissed off at his luck that he wrote a letter of complaint to the Magnum director, saying it was his company's mistake. his letter and his style of writing was so powerful and outrageously well written that the director believed it and announce that his one is the first prize winner, and that is how he got rich.

Let's return to the present day situation. after being a business moghul that is high and mighty everywhere that even when he went into the coperate lift at his work place, no one dares go in. He begins to have a group of friends that are also well respected and among them is my friend and superior, the King Sniper of the Sayaret Matkal, the best sniping unit in the world. The Sniper is so great that even Edison Chen cowers in fear at his skills and he doesn't miss a single target before.The Sniper has a fiance named Bella and they both are good friends of the Moghul.
They all hang out together, going to Morning Cafes together and anything that groups of friends do. Little by little, they got closer like any close friends does and little does the Moghul knows it, he begin to feel a bit of affection for Bella, but dismissed it, although he did get Bella's number from the Sniper.

As days gone by, he started have feelings for her. (nani??!! wth??!!) the followers and friends of the Sniper, including me got wind of these and started to intervene as it will get out of hand later. but the Moghul persist and he started to say bad things about the Sniper, but we, the loyals will do anything to defend the Sniper from harm, even protecting everyone close to him from the Moghul.

The Sniper didn't know anyhting about this and his followers will do what it takes to prevent him knowing.The Moghul continues his relentless pursuit of Bella and we shall do anything to prevent it.......




Will true love persist between Bella and Sniper or will both their worlds come crashing down in an instant and thus Moghul have the total victory? it's for me to know and for you to find out.


So that is about the end of the story, the ending is too complicated and i hope the readers will give me suggestions and comments for the story line and the characters, especially the Moghul, is he a good man? or a total jerk that is more jerkier than a beef jerkey..



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Gonna die.. T.T

maths coming up and i still havent grasp all the things i should know.. gai..
study maths whole day and i am seeing symbols like sam witwicky..
oh , sod it.. might as well go and use the time to study, at least i can "die" in honour..
Death is not death as you took your enemy with you.
if the going gets tough, i can still read my discovery magazine(and about time it came)..
btw, thanks for returning my books and coming all the way down to my house to return them.
(really happy cause bought a really cut-price book at popular gp.. i think they mistag it. lol)

Don't Think So HIGHLY of Yourself

Due to recent publicity and some spotlight from CY's blog, my blog has caught attention of some people. They look into my blog, read some post and then say i Criticise them, i Said Bad Things about them, yada yada, etc etc, the list is endless.
some even exclaimed: "har, is it me this guy is writing, this is what they called me back at school wor,"
now in accordance to the top, i would like to calrify, the post you were refering was purely COINCIDENTAL and COMPLETELY FICTIOUS, any relevance to any person or matter, living or dead is purely UNINTENTIONAL. Readers disclaimers needed.
see, you read my blog at your own risk, you saying out and accepting that you are the one i am writing about is your problem.(especially that person with the title small white face)
Why do you think i needed to write about you? Give me 10 good and solid reasons that i wanna or must write about you, and then maybe i will consider it, but hell NO!! duh, you are not even important, not even famous or on a hollywood A-list, why must i waste my energy into writing about you? it waste my time also which can be better dedicated to writing more purposeful post and good comments to IMPROVE your behaviour. you think you can take me head on, think again, beneath this wacky shell, there is another person and that person is writing this post. so think again before considering taking me on, for you are going to get your ass kicked, i will completely annihilate you. if you want war, bring it on, and i will say, it is time to end this war!
think 3 times before doing something, or else you will be looking at the wall for the rest of your life.

The Above Is A FRIENDLY REMINDER AND WARNING, please do not heed it if you think it doesn't concern you. Only the innocents will be spared. Thank you for wasting 5 minutes of your life reading those for those 5 minutes can be better be used in preparing your "onslaught" here.

Rain, Tears of Angels

People said that rain are the tears of the angels washing sins from humans, cleansing us from our wrongdoings. But now, with haze everywhere, rain are becoming more and more scarce, have the angels stop crying for us?
Now some more got acid rain, is it some acidic angels up there suan-ing other angels and their acidic saliva drops down to earth forming acidic rain? (i know, this is not a scientific post)
Everytime it rains, i think of it as tears of angels for it reminds me of something, something that is precious, that teaches me the meaning of life and how other people feels. it is so sad everytime it rains for it pains me to remember everything.
everyone needs a guardian angel, no matter who you are, where you are, and when you are.(this sounds like some mastercard ads, whatever). may your guardian angel be the angel of happiness, or angel of doom or anything at all, you still need them, accept them no matter what kind of angel they are for they are the ones that walk with you to the end of your life, protecting you. I just wanna say thank you to my guardian angels out there who can access the internet from heaven(=.=).
To all my friends, THANK YOU FOR BEING MY GUARDIAN ANGEL!

Going to heaven

According to many religion, one needs good karma and stuffs like that so they can go to heaven, reach nirvana and those kinda of things, but recent studies at my school proves this wrong. one only needs
11.2 KM/S
to reach heaven which is incidentally the escape velocity.
but somehow or rather, someone else has already reach heaven cause he acheived 70 km/s when driving down Bukit Gambir and look what happened to him?
he was accepted by L.O.L (Legend of you know who) and the hall of fame legends, standing beside hercules, zeus and jason of the agronauts. neat eh.
so next time, when you go to heaven, you need 11.2 km/s and not good karma..

In another case, if you want to be an NBA player like the Rockets Giant CY, you need to master projectile motion then only you can do hoops without a sound.

I Must Stop This Nonsense

I really must stop all these nonsense according to some people. Why they just can't appreciate my helpful comments and pointing out their errors and giving them nasihat..
geez, they some more didn't heed my helpful remarks but instead becoming more and more gai each day..
so seriously, i am going to stop my remarks as it seems there seem to be no effect, why though i must waste my time and energy? it only makes them more worse than usual...
so SERIOUSLY, i need to stop, before King CY behead me. T.T

Linkin Park And Transformers!!

I so so like this song, Linkin Park's New Divide. suits transformers rotf very much.

I really cant deny Megan Fox is Hot!! :P

Kiang tiok good liao, Mang Keh Kiang.

This post is not written by this blog owner so he will never claim responsibility for it.
Any relevance, to any people, living, dead or immortalized in legends and myths are purely unintentional and therefore apology is given here. legal action is null after you read this.


As you can see, we must only be kiang but we musn't be keh kiang.
ways to be un keh kiang:
1. Do not bring alcoholic drinks to school.
2. Do not bring alcoholic drinks around in children tumblers.
3. Do not drink alcoholic drinks in school.
4. Do not drink and drive to school.
5. Do not drink and drive to school on Bukit Gambir.
6. Do not drive on Bukit Gambir on 70km/s
7. Do not have an accident at Bukit Gambir.
8. Do not have and accident at Bukit Gambir and then miraculously survive.
9. Don't boast or eng kang about your miraculous accident in school.
10. Do not ever talk in movies.
11. Do not ever talk about movies after watching it. You risked exposing your weakness.
12. Do not talk crap about anything you don't know or only know half of it, it makes you look like a joke.
13. Never ever eng kang about something in front of someone that knows that something better than you do.
14.never ever go to any international restaurants like Sakae or anything
15. Even if you go to Sakae or anyting, dont order food with their japanese, Cantonese, Sanghainese Chinese, accented english or any language with their slangs and ways of speech. remember, you are not an ang mo.
16. never ever ask about the food, especially the type of fish you are going to eat.
17. never ever boast about the food you had eaten before.
18. Never ever go and ciko with your girl type friends and leave your gang behind, this is non belonging
19. never ever let your friends do mathematical induction on you, they will then spread the facts around.
20. never ever wear to revealing to class, especially the class temp. is just 17 degrees.
21. never go and shoot electricity from your eyes, we have electric generators for that.
22. never ever boast about the feats you have done (eg. gone out with someone) cause maybe everyone else knows how to do it.
23. Dont confess to someone and let the whole world knows about it, you will be a laughing stock.
24. Dont be a ciko person.
25. never ever conpare yourself to Jensen button or schuey.
26. Dont do anything you are not pro in and let the whole world see. you are exposng your weakness.
27.Just stop pretending, you are not good at it.


The post above is entirely fictional, any factual relevance is purely coincidental.
The post above doesn't shoot people,or someone, it serves as a reminder to them
the blog owner doesnt know who wrote this post and he wont bear responsibility.

CYnism

Cynism, a word that some might have confused with cynicism(which is well, ubi chee yong nian, aka School grass(mandarin translation) one)
Cynism, a word brought about by our beloved King for which god bless him and his country(which according to guiness book of record is the smallest country in the world, ousting Vatican City, take that, carmelengo ventressca. King's country is well, small about 12 by 20 feet like that nia. which is even smaller than well, oh sod it, nevermind)
Cynism started a long time ago but only took us, his loyal subjects to notice it until now. It is named after our King CY(long live the king!!) it basically teaches and influence his subjects to be like him, which incidentally is WHAT EVERYONE WANTS!! ooo... we are so damn lucky.
So by the decree of KING CY, his loyal subjects must be able to:

1. You must have done every bad thing in the world except suan-ing others.(other bad thing includes bluffing and telling lies)
2. You must be a pro at suan or risked being corroded when speaking to HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS.
3. We must obey the KING and his QUEEN, which incidentally all his subjects knew what who it is for she is going to leave us soon to go to a land far far away. (god, i'm making this sound like a fairy tale story)
4. We must always applaud the KING whenver he speaks, got good marks and making a presentation and eng kang it to other people so they can share the joy and make more applause which the his royal highness obviously likes.
5. Never ever stand up when talking to the KING, for he talking to people with his head held up high.
6. We must always praise the Royal Car which is Perodua Kembara for it is THE BEST CAR IN THE WORLD.
7. We cannot pick up the king's royal plate or tupperware because it will be too heavy for us and break our hands.
8. We must be obedient so we can be accepted into the Royal Court for they only accept people who's in SOBA (School of Obedient Band 6 Actors), which the King is the Royal Patron and Head Chief.
9. There is NO DEMOCRATIC in King CY country, no one is better than King CY and those that says democratic shall face his Royal Wrath.

well, thats all a stupid royal subject like me can think of. If any royal subjects out there knows any other CYnism rules, please tell me so i can add it into my post. Thanks

King does it again

today is King CY's presentation and as always, his loyal subjects(us) are there to support him. He give a good presentation, only to be beaten in SERIOUS presentation skills by tauke keen.
King CY never misses a chance to throw a sarcastic comment every once in a while and he does it again by quoting a special quote last week which you can check it out in his blog.
http://cy-free2speak.blogspot.com/
Tauke Keen also give a good business-like presentation which earns him full marks. "woots" throw confetti!!
also, there is a new following or should i say a new trend/religion, and it is name after our beloved King. actually it has been here for a while but it takes a while for subjects like us especially stupid one like me to figure it out.
Presenting the new trend our King brings along:
CYNISM!!!!
do you notice King's initial inside, yes it is CYnism.
CYnism will be posted in the next post or so. :P

A randomly written post...

How come there aren't any eye-catching girls like this in INTI?? =.='''(I AM NOT CIKO K..)
brr... suak.(this girl is quite pretty actually)
I really am not CIKO, unlike SOME PEOPLE who goes to INTI just to flirt, and send electrical shock from their eyes plus always that small white face eh pattern to trick girls to go to GSC with them.. Cek ak.. I am not shooting(suan-ing) anyone, really(crossing my heart)

Quick Post

due to SOMEONE nagging, i should post more things.
first of all, i should apologize for the post, high voltage at INTI, partly because of misleading information. but, there is nothing such as bad press or rumours, kan? everyone can do with a laugh and a nice little gossip sometime. but, to hell with it, why even care, that post might even be right in the near future and nobody even syoks the kiddo, so why care, the more rumours the better. :P
The she-candidate in the by election, i was wondering, if she have so many dirty facts about her former party, why not release it earlier but must wait till now?
the cons of being tall like me is shown again, go where, everyone also say "walao eh, why so tall?"
then i need to explain genetics and calci-yums... =.='''
when driving over speed bumbs, you can knock your head and may also feel a bit sluggish when moving around. lame. dont wanna talk about it anymore.

梁静茹 情歌MV

High Voltages At INTI

BEWARE!! When you come to INTI, be sure to wear insulating materials as there is high voltage and sparks in the air. As we all know, there are duality to everything, yin and yang light and dark (i know you support this statement, Galileo!)
In INTI, there are also 2 kinds of voltages and sparks.
let me introduce the first type of spark and it's origin( not the allspark of cybertron!)
1. the first spark came from a very persistent guy who despite all failures still have to keep on to his goal which is to conf*ss to SOMEONE, XXX. However, his efforts failed as that XXX reject him due to another legendary guy who contribute most of his time to sit with her (mostly during lunch break). But we must applaud this guy, hereby should be nicknamed Quillfish or porcupine if u like for his relentless efforts and determination to acheive his goal.
after so many futile attempts, he decided to roll out the last weapon in his flirting arsenal, shooting sparks from his eye which according to EXPERTS are able to make the girl fall for him, though the side effects included dreamy expression, loss of consiousness to the surrounding, immunu to other people's response and most importantly the voltage in the air which is enough to make people's hair stand.
to make matter worse, there is a second kind of spark which is anti the first one. As you had seen in Angels and Demons, what will happen when matter meets antimatter? they annihilate each other, sending out enormous amount of energy. In this case, the second spark was sent out from the legendary eyes which is targeted not at XXX but at porcupine. The collision of both sparks in the air produce so many electrical energy that affects anyone in the vicinity, namely fourth floor. symptomps include: uncontrollable giggling at the action before their eyes, never ending acidifying people, whispering and many other things.
In fact, i advice, next time when come to i.n.ti, you all better have some protective mechanism, which may include an acidic mouth, ability to laugh at the source of sparks and the ability to relate the newfound "energy source" and spin new yarns or be a good digger to dig out some gossips to act like shields to protect yourself and to flame the ongoing battle between "spark and antispark"

Pokemon Craze Again!!

YES, you heard it perfectly, pokemon craze is back and everyone(well, nearly all mext2 people) are addicted to it.
Symptoms include:
1. Bringing Nintendo DS to school to play during break
2. Asking other trainers how to play
3. Swearing when a pokemon is knocked out
4. Boasting about the pokemons they have and met in their game.
5. play about 5 hours a day on pokemon

This craze is courtesy of King CY who owns a Nintendo DS and popularized by The Special One Ah Lik and the copy of the game is supplied by none other than Leonardo "Legend" Yong.

so, there is no more to say except "Gotta Catch'em All!!"

Crossroads...

Life never ceases to amaze you, especially at the turns and bends and more often at the defining moments of life..
more often than once, we will arrive at junctions, crossroads where we need to make life defining decisions, where our lives will be changed forever depending on our choice we make at that junction. we cannot go back once we made our choice and step onto the path we have chosen, there is no going back and we may sometimes wonder about "what if" scenarios if we took the other path.
just like The Road Not Taken by Robert Frost
Now once again, i arrive at the dreaded crossroad again, and once again, i have to make a choice, which is more difficult to make than the last.
Now, i'm facing tough decisions, decisions that must be make no matter how hard they are.
All my friends have moved on in life, finding a different meaning, a different sense and a different purpose, all matured and finding the last piece of their life's jigsaw, whereas i'm still stuck here, rooted to the spot, having make no decision whatsoever.
now, decisions must be made each with their pros and cons, but as people always said, follow where your heart leads you.
should i still wait at where i stand now, waiting with all the hope that it will come to me eventually but this is so stupid, as we just can't be sitting ducks and wait for any good stuffs to happen to us.
or should i change back to my old lifestyle, turn back the clock to over a year ago, and just lead a normal but boring life, without knowing about the best damn thing in this world, how it feels. if i go back, i will be like a hollow shell once more, and never to be filled for the thing i encountered during my joyful and enjoyable year of form 5 wont be back and might never be.
or the last option is just walk on, choose the desire path that i was meant to go on, go straight on into the unforseeable future, walk away from the memories that give joy and pain at the same time, it's all so confusing but felt nice at the same time, something that gives me a hope to hope for. but all that is tearing things apart, uprooting all things that was held dear and important in my chapter of life.
Anyway, i have chosen what my heart tells me to do, to go on with life, what happened in the past cannot be changed and what is wrong might not me righted, all might be too late, too late for repair. so i should go on, and try to find what life will offer to me as what it offers to my best buddy, who have completed the jigsaw puzzle of life. i will go on, life goes on and won't ever stop, and so will i, i will be left behind in the pursuit for life. Although i have chosen to go on, not every part of me goes on, there is still a sliver of me, with a glimmer of hope still standing at where i stood at that crossroad, still waiting even with feeble hopes that everything will eventually fall into place and i shall know my answer by then, it maybe harsh, it maybe sweet, but no matter what the outcome, there is still a portion of my soul still waiting, and will forever shall wait there for the answers i seek and to safeguard the memories that will forever be a defining paragraph in my chapter of life.

THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES...

Beach Team Building!!!

Went to Paradise Beach Hotel to help out in INTI Team Building Camp for May intake people. Mr. Edmund wants them to undergo team building via sandcastle building.


There is Edmund, briefing people
We place the shovel and buckets for the teams.All other teams started doing their sand foundation while me, Li Qian and wei zhe wait for 3 other 大小姐 from wei zhe's class to come..
wei zhe supervising other teams. so got boss mia kuan. lol..spotted the guy working at the watersport centre taking his dog to ride on the jet ski.omg, super dog!!other teams doing their stuffsFinally the 3 girls arrived. They come to help outbut maybe they all come here to look at li qian. lol!!
The 3 girls were like omg, they shriek so much even when go near the sea to fetch water.. @.@

They trying to pull apart the sandcastle mould
Caught this dog doing something unbeliveable in front of our sandcastle
Actually, just joking nia, the dog just going to sit down. haha
then out of the blue, the storm hit and rain falls, the 3 girls are the fastest to sprint towards the hotel to take cover, omg..
It rained 4 times that day, our pretty sandcastle kena smashed by raindrops and became a bit cacat. -_-:
Other teams' sandcastle(should i assume ours is taller and better.XD)Our team's nearly finished sandcastle Japanese tourist say "sugoi"haha, and arabians say good good. bwahaha, every tourist take photographs of our castle
see, i need to squat down a bit, and that is another reason for you not to wish u are as tall as me.
From left: wei zhe, me(:P) yee jin, ju lian, and ah ban(hope i spell their names right) and Li Qian the tallest standing behind in his wacky pose. haha

I seriously tulan you!

someone is so irritating and like to cause people to hate them very much. He likes to act like he is very clever and gao gao(although he is just a bit cleaver than me)but he must understand that there are BETTER PEOPLE OUT THERE IN THE WORLD so dont act like you are so pro and scold people because you are not the best among your equals, your attitude makes you sucks among your equals. Another word of advice, please dont go and por2(hokkien) pro people because it wont help you become pro even if you are in their gang, it will just make you look more noob than you are now..
so you better change your lppl attitude now or risked being suan back by people or being overtook by people more noob than you now, cause you are not improving but stuck on the same level as before but still have the nerve to scold and look down upon others. A word of caution, take care of your back, even if i dont stab you know doesn't mean others won't.. so change yourself before going to the society lest you will be trampled in less than one milisec.

What a week!!

this week is such a disappointment..
first, arsenal lose to chelsea and draw to liverpool. thought win already but bloody benayoun done it again. arshavin!! muacks muacks!! wenger paid u well!
then maths ext 2 today, so damn hard, its was like maths you have never seen it before, bloody crazy!!! will die tell you.. when results come out, sure rot like rotten eggs.. brr, what a bleedin week

god!! nothing to write about..

still lazy to upload somethings. brr, exam coming and nothing to do except study study study..
i am now drooling over i phone ads cause i want one!!!
whatever, nothing to write.. btw, happy bday dad!

lazy

lazy to upload spca photos. wait till i summon my energy to do it.

Blardy Hell..

People are so damn %^*$ in penang. why they need to slow down just because there is rain and little teeny water puddles in the ground? what is the point? cant they just drive a bit faster like usual so the traffic won't be congested when raining. what usually took me just 10 minutes of driving to my school took 4 times more long today as rain lashed down on penang and whoa hell penangites just like to drive slow slow when raining. wth, you enjoying the romantic moments of raining in your car is it... or are you complaining that the traffic congestion in penang is still not bad enough for your liking?

Sepang F1!!

Stupid rain, stall the F1 race in sepang. damn you.. hai4 me to rush back from paintball to watch for nothing.. ish..
well button and brawn did it again. Congrats! at least BMW Sauber have heidfield in podium finish. eh, i cannot see lewis hamilton anywhere.. so next time don't lansi even if you are the world champion. this year's F1 will be exciting as the usual giants of F1( ferrari and mclaren) fare badly letting other not-so-well-known teams to overtake them..
like brawn's cars, they are the masterpiece of F1 engineering and the colour of the car is nice!!
Ferrari and Mclaren, catch up and don't sit there like a snob.

Gundam 00 Raiser!

bought a gundam model kit after knowing spm results. it's the new gundam 00 raiser. XD
The chest part

the head partGundam 00.. woo hoo! sexy. lol..
0 raiser. looks a bit like star wars thingy. haha

Gundam 00 raiser!Gundam 00 raiser on the special celestial being stand.not a very perfect model cause i scrape the bits too much, but still they are not visible here. XD

Appreciate everyone around you no matter what..

1.遇到你真的愛的人時
努力爭取和他相伴一生的機會!
因為當他離去時.一切都來不及了....

2.遇到可相信的朋友時
要好好和他相處下去
因為在人的一生中.可遇到知己真的不易

3.遇到人生中的貴人時
要記得好好感激
因為他是你人生的轉折點

4.遇到曾經愛過的人時
記得微笑向他感激
因為他是讓你更懂愛的人

5.遇到曾經恨過的人時
要微笑向他打招呼
因為他讓你更加堅強

6..遇到曾經背叛你的人時
要跟他好好聊一聊
因為若不是他今天你不會懂這世界

7.遇到曾經偷偷喜歡的人時
要祝他幸福唷!
因為你喜歡他時.不是希望他幸福快樂嗎？

8.遇到匆匆離開你人生的人時
要謝謝他走過你的人生
因為他是你精采回憶的一部分

9.遇到曾經和你有誤會的人時
要趁現在解清誤會
因為你可能只有這一次機會解釋清楚

10.遇到現在的伴侶
要百分百感謝他愛你
因為你們現在都得到幸福和真愛

ZY's Believe it or not

i dunno if u guys seen this before so i put on a poll beside.
do u believe this animal exist? or is it just a photoshop edit? if u say it exist, tell me the name and i'll give u prize!! haha

I have a dog!!

who says i dont have a dog? i have a doggie piggy bank given by my sis!!
Is it adorable??

Post Mortem

my blog is pretty much dead if i dont post any new things whereas everyone is busy posting...

Post Mortem on my Blog's death:
1. Assessment is making the writer nuts.
2. Lab reports is driving the writer up the wall
3. ah yeap physics report is making the writer tearing at his hair, therefore making his hands full and cannot write.
4.the bloody rain is making the writer feel gloomy and have no mood..


ok ok, will stop emoing.. assessment finished on friday( i was taking maths ext 2 mar) then went to disted to see ppl and kacau yong fung but never get to see the big fish from UK that comes to disted to study law although wei keen saw her and she promptly introduced herself to wk saying: hello, i'm yong fung's gf! nice to meet you!" zzz, so thick skin. went to disted to sample their food(can see more at zlik's blog).
after disted went to gp to watch the curious case of benjamin button.. It's a super nice movie 9.5 out of 10!!!!! very meaningful movie that teaches us about life. a must see this year besides transformers, harry potter, shopaholic and bla bla.. lol..
due to reading too much shopaholic novels(i'm blaming it on pl. lol), i must buy a little something each time i go out. haha.. intended to buy a gundam 00 meister game but didn't sell there... end up going to popular, scoop shopaholic ties the knot and can you keep a secret and pay it. haha, feel so good afterwards! (really need to see a psychologist if keeps on going like this. lol)

Kek Lok Si

Kek Lok Si Temple is so pretty with all the lights!!