Meteorite Alarm!!

10 July 2009, Friday 2000 hours
Classified Information: National Security Level Delta
-A meteorite, classified as W1150N crashed on Paradise Beach after hurtling through space at 25000 knots. It originated from sector alpha-1105 a.k.a the spanner belt of the asteroid system.

-No casualties after crash, Tsunami maybe imminient, evacuation plan Oilstorm to be implemented in face of calamity.

-Radiation detected from the afterburn of the meteorite, considered as non harming although have side effects on researchers that make them look bloated.

-Strange anomalies detected on the surface, resembles coins upon observation.

-Cracks on the surface oozesz a black oily liquid that resembles petroleum on earth but upon tests and observation, the "oil" somehow is alive and we classified it as Non-Biological Living Ooze or NBLO.

-Meteorite sent to National Research Agency to detect for anymore life force.

-Crash Site cordoned off and is a restricted area under Code Alpha 11

Report terminate.

Top Secret

HP and the Chap Cheng Prince

yaya, i know the title is a bit rude.. =.=''' (hokkien lang mar!)
So who wanna watch?????
I know the critics brand it as cheap and lame, but i watched every one from the first one, not gonna miss this one aint i?

Fusion!!

What do you get if Clockwerk Goblin and Pudge the Butcher fused together?
+

=???

Maybe a Pudge carrying a spanner?

Spanner

Spanner, or we called it Spannar in local slang. A wrench or spanner is a tool used to provide a mechanical advantage in applying torque to turn bolts, nuts or other items designed to interface with a wrench. (from wiki)
other than that, Spanner also refers to Idiot which is a word derived from the Greek ἰδιώτης, idiōtēs ("person lacking professional skill," "a private citizen," "individual").
well, u may wonder why i am writing about spanner in my humble retreat, well, it is to introduce about the new form of spanner that had sprung up at the school where the friend of CY now stuidying.
this new form of spanner is so advanced, so phenomenal that the fact of it can blow you or stun you away, even the news of it not being a mechanical or engineering feat, but something that nature had constructed.
Well, as you guessed it, the spanner is a person, where the 2 definition above simply explains it all as the 2 applied to him.
This spanner had the most unusual ability, noted by my careful and zen-like observation that didn't side any party whatsoever. It is so unusual about this spanner that i am suprised that the Nature or National Geographic magazine didn't take a full double page spread on this unusual specimen.
This one of a kind specimen is a homo sapien, but he is not any ordinary homo sapien as he can shake his body muscles like walruses which incidentally not many humans can do.
From another observation, he seems to have a craving for ice creams and lemon tea drinks which he must drink everyday like he was taking medicine.
He also have special social abilities which i noted is not the same as any other human or apes. He can change abruptly with will to be friendly to someone. He also have a special ability to be friendly to someone but rude to everyone else around that someone.(this is also noted in mating animals where males stake their claim.)
Using a feromone meter, i can see that his testosterone levels in his sweat is very high, usually a early sign that he has affection for someone of the opposite gender.
His most distinct ability is that he is able to "wrench" or should we say wedge into other couples and then in a flash, he is the third unwanted party in the world of 2. slowly and deliberately, he chase out the male, shutting him out slowly, making him feel unwanted which is his ultimate aim.
If all else failed, he havemany tactics up his sleeve, namely, act like very kesian and pitiful so people can pity him or write a literature that can flame about someone that he dislike. This were all part of his ploy to wrench somebody's spouse from their respective partner. He also likes to brag about his writing skill in order to please the "targets"
In another case of the above mentioned definition, he is someone that lacks PROFESSIONAL SKILLS, which in modern slang means noob, or hokkien means lapsap.
He dont' have any professional skills like being a great basketballer, a great gamer or great in anything. He failed in many things but still need to show off about it. He likes to talk, he is full of hot air, but in this case, there is also a fair amount of petroleum which can be burned to produce heat and then which can produce more hot air.
He can get really pissed off, but there is no one who care, cause he lives in a imaginary world of himself where he is the handsome looking and fit prince. deluded, some may say...
He also doesn't know the existence of a mirror cause he dunno how to utilise it, or he dare not utilise it.

So that's all about this facinating new species, i need to give a name to it and i need the suggestion you may give. Thank you.

the species name should start with Spanner XXXXXX s.p. Where the xxx is for you to fill it in. this is truly an incredible species.

From the Diaries of A Friend

This is the title i mean to give to my newly real-life-inspired drama script. hope you all can enjoy it and give it comments and rate it. this is written in a first person p.o.v.
Get ready for a so called "roller coaster ride of a lifetime" (actually this means it is boring)


There was once a man, who owns a tennis equipment company that provides Roger Federer, Williams sisters and Djokovic's racquets and equipment. he is a multimillionaire business moghul that owns the shillings sector, has tons of properties in the UAE that spawns black liquid gold and churns out tons and tons of barrel out everyday.

But you may wonder how come he is so mighty rich and successful.. lets fast reverse it to the past where he is just a normal person like you and me.

In a fateful day, our future business moghul was clutching his lottery ticket, waiting for magnum to announce the prize, thinking that this is his only chance, his only shot to get rich. as the reader announce the third prize number, he gasp, OMG!!! it;s my number!! but then the reader announce the first prize and his face fell because his number and the first prize number is just one digit away. what a fell down. he was so pissed off at his luck that he wrote a letter of complaint to the Magnum director, saying it was his company's mistake. his letter and his style of writing was so powerful and outrageously well written that the director believed it and announce that his one is the first prize winner, and that is how he got rich.

Let's return to the present day situation. after being a business moghul that is high and mighty everywhere that even when he went into the coperate lift at his work place, no one dares go in. He begins to have a group of friends that are also well respected and among them is my friend and superior, the King Sniper of the Sayaret Matkal, the best sniping unit in the world. The Sniper is so great that even Edison Chen cowers in fear at his skills and he doesn't miss a single target before.The Sniper has a fiance named Bella and they both are good friends of the Moghul.
They all hang out together, going to Morning Cafes together and anything that groups of friends do. Little by little, they got closer like any close friends does and little does the Moghul knows it, he begin to feel a bit of affection for Bella, but dismissed it, although he did get Bella's number from the Sniper.

As days gone by, he started have feelings for her. (nani??!! wth??!!) the followers and friends of the Sniper, including me got wind of these and started to intervene as it will get out of hand later. but the Moghul persist and he started to say bad things about the Sniper, but we, the loyals will do anything to defend the Sniper from harm, even protecting everyone close to him from the Moghul.

The Sniper didn't know anyhting about this and his followers will do what it takes to prevent him knowing.The Moghul continues his relentless pursuit of Bella and we shall do anything to prevent it.......




Will true love persist between Bella and Sniper or will both their worlds come crashing down in an instant and thus Moghul have the total victory? it's for me to know and for you to find out.


So that is about the end of the story, the ending is too complicated and i hope the readers will give me suggestions and comments for the story line and the characters, especially the Moghul, is he a good man? or a total jerk that is more jerkier than a beef jerkey..



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Gonna die.. T.T

maths coming up and i still havent grasp all the things i should know.. gai..
study maths whole day and i am seeing symbols like sam witwicky..
oh , sod it.. might as well go and use the time to study, at least i can "die" in honour..
Death is not death as you took your enemy with you.
if the going gets tough, i can still read my discovery magazine(and about time it came)..
btw, thanks for returning my books and coming all the way down to my house to return them.
(really happy cause bought a really cut-price book at popular gp.. i think they mistag it. lol)

Don't Think So HIGHLY of Yourself

Due to recent publicity and some spotlight from CY's blog, my blog has caught attention of some people. They look into my blog, read some post and then say i Criticise them, i Said Bad Things about them, yada yada, etc etc, the list is endless.
some even exclaimed: "har, is it me this guy is writing, this is what they called me back at school wor,"
now in accordance to the top, i would like to calrify, the post you were refering was purely COINCIDENTAL and COMPLETELY FICTIOUS, any relevance to any person or matter, living or dead is purely UNINTENTIONAL. Readers disclaimers needed.
see, you read my blog at your own risk, you saying out and accepting that you are the one i am writing about is your problem.(especially that person with the title small white face)
Why do you think i needed to write about you? Give me 10 good and solid reasons that i wanna or must write about you, and then maybe i will consider it, but hell NO!! duh, you are not even important, not even famous or on a hollywood A-list, why must i waste my energy into writing about you? it waste my time also which can be better dedicated to writing more purposeful post and good comments to IMPROVE your behaviour. you think you can take me head on, think again, beneath this wacky shell, there is another person and that person is writing this post. so think again before considering taking me on, for you are going to get your ass kicked, i will completely annihilate you. if you want war, bring it on, and i will say, it is time to end this war!
think 3 times before doing something, or else you will be looking at the wall for the rest of your life.

The Above Is A FRIENDLY REMINDER AND WARNING, please do not heed it if you think it doesn't concern you. Only the innocents will be spared. Thank you for wasting 5 minutes of your life reading those for those 5 minutes can be better be used in preparing your "onslaught" here.