10 Things I Hate About The Road

There are so many things i hate about the roads here, top 10 list out here

1. Road Bumps
yup, friggin road bumps... there are 10 road bumps from the road till my parking lot. 10!!! which about sums up how ccb the people are.. curse you all who propose putting road bumps.. always didnt see one until its too late.. some more they are shittingly tall and we need like less than 10 km/h so as not to damage our car.. went pass one once and knock my radio off

2. Motorcycle Apeks
yup, the "king" of the roads. they own the road that they drive in the middle of the road SLOWLY.
worse still, they drive with their legs opening out like they have BIG LAMPA or they just berkhatan or have vasectomy.. sometimes, they even drive till uai uai till u cant even overtake them

3. Slow Drivers
yup, people who drive so SLOW as in less than 40km/h. these noobs should be banned from roads. they drive so slow as if they have all the time in the world, worse, they drive in the right lane.. the worse case is you met both of these cars and they drive EQUALLY SLOW in both lanes and you still need to follow them from behind

4. people with good sports car or imported cars and still drive SLOW
they have better engines, better aerodynamics and yet they still drive at snails pace. i mean, what for they buy these good cars and still drive so slow like driving a potong.. if they want to drive so slow, they no need buy honda or toyota or bmws, they can always buy kancil.

5. people who drive slowly up the hill
they have auto transmission and they still drive slowly. dont they know that driving slowly uphill consumes more fuel and energy? why cant they accelerate and use the momentum, this saves you milleage...

6. Motorcyclist that drive on the opposite lane
i encounter this everytime i went to INTI. they always drive to your lane and you need to evade them or else there will be a bloddy mess on the ground.

7. people who switch on halogen or high light
these people have NO BRAINS.. they drive towards you, and still switching on their powerful light, without knowing that these momentarily blinds people, these people think they are so yeng with their super powerful lights

8. people who brakes until nearly 0 km/h to cross bumps
these people have bmw and merz and having better absorber system and yet they brake till so slow just to cross a bumper.. these wont rosak your car eh la, if u afraid, dun even drive..

9.Motorcyclist that blocks your road no matter how hard you horned them
these people are DEAF and bloody retards. they block your way, drive slowly, you horned them, they didnt hear and still keep in that way. the government should give us permission to knock these people down if they didnt react.

10. Parents who parked their car on the roadside to and then jump down to pick up their child
these people are more gai, they do not show good examples to their children. they simply park their SUV and those big ass cars on the road, not knowing that this block other road users way.
they then jumped down and disappear for a long time to take their child into the car. a very SLOW PROCESS.. if someone knock down their children in the process, they wail and cry and blame the people around them, not knowing its them who are the one that caused this in the first place..

these are the top 10 things i hate about the road, what about you?