Thursday, May 28, 2009

High Voltages At INTI

BEWARE!! When you come to INTI, be sure to wear insulating materials as there is high voltage and sparks in the air. As we all know, there are duality to everything, yin and yang light and dark (i know you support this statement, Galileo!)
In INTI, there are also 2 kinds of voltages and sparks.
let me introduce the first type of spark and it's origin( not the allspark of cybertron!)
1. the first spark came from a very persistent guy who despite all failures still have to keep on to his goal which is to conf*ss to SOMEONE, XXX. However, his efforts failed as that XXX reject him due to another legendary guy who contribute most of his time to sit with her (mostly during lunch break). But we must applaud this guy, hereby should be nicknamed Quillfish or porcupine if u like for his relentless efforts and determination to acheive his goal.
after so many futile attempts, he decided to roll out the last weapon in his flirting arsenal, shooting sparks from his eye which according to EXPERTS are able to make the girl fall for him, though the side effects included dreamy expression, loss of consiousness to the surrounding, immunu to other people's response and most importantly the voltage in the air which is enough to make people's hair stand.
to make matter worse, there is a second kind of spark which is anti the first one. As you had seen in Angels and Demons, what will happen when matter meets antimatter? they annihilate each other, sending out enormous amount of energy. In this case, the second spark was sent out from the legendary eyes which is targeted not at XXX but at porcupine. The collision of both sparks in the air produce so many electrical energy that affects anyone in the vicinity, namely fourth floor. symptomps include: uncontrollable giggling at the action before their eyes, never ending acidifying people, whispering and many other things.
In fact, i advice, next time when come to i.n.ti, you all better have some protective mechanism, which may include an acidic mouth, ability to laugh at the source of sparks and the ability to relate the newfound "energy source" and spin new yarns or be a good digger to dig out some gossips to act like shields to protect yourself and to flame the ongoing battle between "spark and antispark"

1 comment:

Calvin said...

Hey, you know ppl send info tru frequencies and morse codes but now the latest one is via extreme high voltage. LOL
after more than 1 hour of high voltage exchange and the conclusion is to have a movie date that night. XD

*its time for PLAN B*