Spanner

Spanner, or we called it Spannar in local slang. A wrench or spanner is a tool used to provide a mechanical advantage in applying torque to turn bolts, nuts or other items designed to interface with a wrench. (from wiki)
other than that, Spanner also refers to Idiot which is a word derived from the Greek ἰδιώτης, idiōtēs ("person lacking professional skill," "a private citizen," "individual").
well, u may wonder why i am writing about spanner in my humble retreat, well, it is to introduce about the new form of spanner that had sprung up at the school where the friend of CY now stuidying.
this new form of spanner is so advanced, so phenomenal that the fact of it can blow you or stun you away, even the news of it not being a mechanical or engineering feat, but something that nature had constructed.
Well, as you guessed it, the spanner is a person, where the 2 definition above simply explains it all as the 2 applied to him.
This spanner had the most unusual ability, noted by my careful and zen-like observation that didn't side any party whatsoever. It is so unusual about this spanner that i am suprised that the Nature or National Geographic magazine didn't take a full double page spread on this unusual specimen.
This one of a kind specimen is a homo sapien, but he is not any ordinary homo sapien as he can shake his body muscles like walruses which incidentally not many humans can do.
From another observation, he seems to have a craving for ice creams and lemon tea drinks which he must drink everyday like he was taking medicine.
He also have special social abilities which i noted is not the same as any other human or apes. He can change abruptly with will to be friendly to someone. He also have a special ability to be friendly to someone but rude to everyone else around that someone.(this is also noted in mating animals where males stake their claim.)
Using a feromone meter, i can see that his testosterone levels in his sweat is very high, usually a early sign that he has affection for someone of the opposite gender.
His most distinct ability is that he is able to "wrench" or should we say wedge into other couples and then in a flash, he is the third unwanted party in the world of 2. slowly and deliberately, he chase out the male, shutting him out slowly, making him feel unwanted which is his ultimate aim.
If all else failed, he havemany tactics up his sleeve, namely, act like very kesian and pitiful so people can pity him or write a literature that can flame about someone that he dislike. This were all part of his ploy to wrench somebody's spouse from their respective partner. He also likes to brag about his writing skill in order to please the "targets"
In another case of the above mentioned definition, he is someone that lacks PROFESSIONAL SKILLS, which in modern slang means noob, or hokkien means lapsap.
He dont' have any professional skills like being a great basketballer, a great gamer or great in anything. He failed in many things but still need to show off about it. He likes to talk, he is full of hot air, but in this case, there is also a fair amount of petroleum which can be burned to produce heat and then which can produce more hot air.
He can get really pissed off, but there is no one who care, cause he lives in a imaginary world of himself where he is the handsome looking and fit prince. deluded, some may say...
He also doesn't know the existence of a mirror cause he dunno how to utilise it, or he dare not utilise it.

So that's all about this facinating new species, i need to give a name to it and i need the suggestion you may give. Thank you.

the species name should start with Spanner XXXXXX s.p. Where the xxx is for you to fill it in. this is truly an incredible species.