Going to heaven

According to many religion, one needs good karma and stuffs like that so they can go to heaven, reach nirvana and those kinda of things, but recent studies at my school proves this wrong. one only needs
11.2 KM/S
to reach heaven which is incidentally the escape velocity.
but somehow or rather, someone else has already reach heaven cause he acheived 70 km/s when driving down Bukit Gambir and look what happened to him?
he was accepted by L.O.L (Legend of you know who) and the hall of fame legends, standing beside hercules, zeus and jason of the agronauts. neat eh.
so next time, when you go to heaven, you need 11.2 km/s and not good karma..

In another case, if you want to be an NBA player like the Rockets Giant CY, you need to master projectile motion then only you can do hoops without a sound.