Kiang tiok good liao, Mang Keh Kiang.

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Any relevance, to any people, living, dead or immortalized in legends and myths are purely unintentional and therefore apology is given here. legal action is null after you read this.


As you can see, we must only be kiang but we musn't be keh kiang.
ways to be un keh kiang:
1. Do not bring alcoholic drinks to school.
2. Do not bring alcoholic drinks around in children tumblers.
3. Do not drink alcoholic drinks in school.
4. Do not drink and drive to school.
5. Do not drink and drive to school on Bukit Gambir.
6. Do not drive on Bukit Gambir on 70km/s
7. Do not have an accident at Bukit Gambir.
8. Do not have and accident at Bukit Gambir and then miraculously survive.
9. Don't boast or eng kang about your miraculous accident in school.
10. Do not ever talk in movies.
11. Do not ever talk about movies after watching it. You risked exposing your weakness.
12. Do not talk crap about anything you don't know or only know half of it, it makes you look like a joke.
13. Never ever eng kang about something in front of someone that knows that something better than you do.
14.never ever go to any international restaurants like Sakae or anything
15. Even if you go to Sakae or anyting, dont order food with their japanese, Cantonese, Sanghainese Chinese, accented english or any language with their slangs and ways of speech. remember, you are not an ang mo.
16. never ever ask about the food, especially the type of fish you are going to eat.
17. never ever boast about the food you had eaten before.
18. Never ever go and ciko with your girl type friends and leave your gang behind, this is non belonging
19. never ever let your friends do mathematical induction on you, they will then spread the facts around.
20. never ever wear to revealing to class, especially the class temp. is just 17 degrees.
21. never go and shoot electricity from your eyes, we have electric generators for that.
22. never ever boast about the feats you have done (eg. gone out with someone) cause maybe everyone else knows how to do it.
23. Dont confess to someone and let the whole world knows about it, you will be a laughing stock.
24. Dont be a ciko person.
25. never ever conpare yourself to Jensen button or schuey.
26. Dont do anything you are not pro in and let the whole world see. you are exposng your weakness.
27.Just stop pretending, you are not good at it.


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