Gonna die.. T.T

maths coming up and i still havent grasp all the things i should know.. gai..
study maths whole day and i am seeing symbols like sam witwicky..
oh , sod it.. might as well go and use the time to study, at least i can "die" in honour..
Death is not death as you took your enemy with you.
if the going gets tough, i can still read my discovery magazine(and about time it came)..
btw, thanks for returning my books and coming all the way down to my house to return them.
(really happy cause bought a really cut-price book at popular gp.. i think they mistag it. lol)

Don't Think So HIGHLY of Yourself

Due to recent publicity and some spotlight from CY's blog, my blog has caught attention of some people. They look into my blog, read some post and then say i Criticise them, i Said Bad Things about them, yada yada, etc etc, the list is endless.
some even exclaimed: "har, is it me this guy is writing, this is what they called me back at school wor,"
now in accordance to the top, i would like to calrify, the post you were refering was purely COINCIDENTAL and COMPLETELY FICTIOUS, any relevance to any person or matter, living or dead is purely UNINTENTIONAL. Readers disclaimers needed.
see, you read my blog at your own risk, you saying out and accepting that you are the one i am writing about is your problem.(especially that person with the title small white face)
Why do you think i needed to write about you? Give me 10 good and solid reasons that i wanna or must write about you, and then maybe i will consider it, but hell NO!! duh, you are not even important, not even famous or on a hollywood A-list, why must i waste my energy into writing about you? it waste my time also which can be better dedicated to writing more purposeful post and good comments to IMPROVE your behaviour. you think you can take me head on, think again, beneath this wacky shell, there is another person and that person is writing this post. so think again before considering taking me on, for you are going to get your ass kicked, i will completely annihilate you. if you want war, bring it on, and i will say, it is time to end this war!
think 3 times before doing something, or else you will be looking at the wall for the rest of your life.

The Above Is A FRIENDLY REMINDER AND WARNING, please do not heed it if you think it doesn't concern you. Only the innocents will be spared. Thank you for wasting 5 minutes of your life reading those for those 5 minutes can be better be used in preparing your "onslaught" here.

Rain, Tears of Angels

People said that rain are the tears of the angels washing sins from humans, cleansing us from our wrongdoings. But now, with haze everywhere, rain are becoming more and more scarce, have the angels stop crying for us?
Now some more got acid rain, is it some acidic angels up there suan-ing other angels and their acidic saliva drops down to earth forming acidic rain? (i know, this is not a scientific post)
Everytime it rains, i think of it as tears of angels for it reminds me of something, something that is precious, that teaches me the meaning of life and how other people feels. it is so sad everytime it rains for it pains me to remember everything.
everyone needs a guardian angel, no matter who you are, where you are, and when you are.(this sounds like some mastercard ads, whatever). may your guardian angel be the angel of happiness, or angel of doom or anything at all, you still need them, accept them no matter what kind of angel they are for they are the ones that walk with you to the end of your life, protecting you. I just wanna say thank you to my guardian angels out there who can access the internet from heaven(=.=).
To all my friends, THANK YOU FOR BEING MY GUARDIAN ANGEL!

Going to heaven

According to many religion, one needs good karma and stuffs like that so they can go to heaven, reach nirvana and those kinda of things, but recent studies at my school proves this wrong. one only needs
11.2 KM/S
to reach heaven which is incidentally the escape velocity.
but somehow or rather, someone else has already reach heaven cause he acheived 70 km/s when driving down Bukit Gambir and look what happened to him?
he was accepted by L.O.L (Legend of you know who) and the hall of fame legends, standing beside hercules, zeus and jason of the agronauts. neat eh.
so next time, when you go to heaven, you need 11.2 km/s and not good karma..

In another case, if you want to be an NBA player like the Rockets Giant CY, you need to master projectile motion then only you can do hoops without a sound.

I Must Stop This Nonsense

I really must stop all these nonsense according to some people. Why they just can't appreciate my helpful comments and pointing out their errors and giving them nasihat..
geez, they some more didn't heed my helpful remarks but instead becoming more and more gai each day..
so seriously, i am going to stop my remarks as it seems there seem to be no effect, why though i must waste my time and energy? it only makes them more worse than usual...
so SERIOUSLY, i need to stop, before King CY behead me. T.T

Linkin Park And Transformers!!

I so so like this song, Linkin Park's New Divide. suits transformers rotf very much.

I really cant deny Megan Fox is Hot!! :P

Kiang tiok good liao, Mang Keh Kiang.

This post is not written by this blog owner so he will never claim responsibility for it.
Any relevance, to any people, living, dead or immortalized in legends and myths are purely unintentional and therefore apology is given here. legal action is null after you read this.


As you can see, we must only be kiang but we musn't be keh kiang.
ways to be un keh kiang:
1. Do not bring alcoholic drinks to school.
2. Do not bring alcoholic drinks around in children tumblers.
3. Do not drink alcoholic drinks in school.
4. Do not drink and drive to school.
5. Do not drink and drive to school on Bukit Gambir.
6. Do not drive on Bukit Gambir on 70km/s
7. Do not have an accident at Bukit Gambir.
8. Do not have and accident at Bukit Gambir and then miraculously survive.
9. Don't boast or eng kang about your miraculous accident in school.
10. Do not ever talk in movies.
11. Do not ever talk about movies after watching it. You risked exposing your weakness.
12. Do not talk crap about anything you don't know or only know half of it, it makes you look like a joke.
13. Never ever eng kang about something in front of someone that knows that something better than you do.
14.never ever go to any international restaurants like Sakae or anything
15. Even if you go to Sakae or anyting, dont order food with their japanese, Cantonese, Sanghainese Chinese, accented english or any language with their slangs and ways of speech. remember, you are not an ang mo.
16. never ever ask about the food, especially the type of fish you are going to eat.
17. never ever boast about the food you had eaten before.
18. Never ever go and ciko with your girl type friends and leave your gang behind, this is non belonging
19. never ever let your friends do mathematical induction on you, they will then spread the facts around.
20. never ever wear to revealing to class, especially the class temp. is just 17 degrees.
21. never go and shoot electricity from your eyes, we have electric generators for that.
22. never ever boast about the feats you have done (eg. gone out with someone) cause maybe everyone else knows how to do it.
23. Dont confess to someone and let the whole world knows about it, you will be a laughing stock.
24. Dont be a ciko person.
25. never ever conpare yourself to Jensen button or schuey.
26. Dont do anything you are not pro in and let the whole world see. you are exposng your weakness.
27.Just stop pretending, you are not good at it.


The post above is entirely fictional, any factual relevance is purely coincidental.
The post above doesn't shoot people,or someone, it serves as a reminder to them
the blog owner doesnt know who wrote this post and he wont bear responsibility.

CYnism

Cynism, a word that some might have confused with cynicism(which is well, ubi chee yong nian, aka School grass(mandarin translation) one)
Cynism, a word brought about by our beloved King for which god bless him and his country(which according to guiness book of record is the smallest country in the world, ousting Vatican City, take that, carmelengo ventressca. King's country is well, small about 12 by 20 feet like that nia. which is even smaller than well, oh sod it, nevermind)
Cynism started a long time ago but only took us, his loyal subjects to notice it until now. It is named after our King CY(long live the king!!) it basically teaches and influence his subjects to be like him, which incidentally is WHAT EVERYONE WANTS!! ooo... we are so damn lucky.
So by the decree of KING CY, his loyal subjects must be able to:

1. You must have done every bad thing in the world except suan-ing others.(other bad thing includes bluffing and telling lies)
2. You must be a pro at suan or risked being corroded when speaking to HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS.
3. We must obey the KING and his QUEEN, which incidentally all his subjects knew what who it is for she is going to leave us soon to go to a land far far away. (god, i'm making this sound like a fairy tale story)
4. We must always applaud the KING whenver he speaks, got good marks and making a presentation and eng kang it to other people so they can share the joy and make more applause which the his royal highness obviously likes.
5. Never ever stand up when talking to the KING, for he talking to people with his head held up high.
6. We must always praise the Royal Car which is Perodua Kembara for it is THE BEST CAR IN THE WORLD.
7. We cannot pick up the king's royal plate or tupperware because it will be too heavy for us and break our hands.
8. We must be obedient so we can be accepted into the Royal Court for they only accept people who's in SOBA (School of Obedient Band 6 Actors), which the King is the Royal Patron and Head Chief.
9. There is NO DEMOCRATIC in King CY country, no one is better than King CY and those that says democratic shall face his Royal Wrath.

well, thats all a stupid royal subject like me can think of. If any royal subjects out there knows any other CYnism rules, please tell me so i can add it into my post. Thanks

King does it again

today is King CY's presentation and as always, his loyal subjects(us) are there to support him. He give a good presentation, only to be beaten in SERIOUS presentation skills by tauke keen.
King CY never misses a chance to throw a sarcastic comment every once in a while and he does it again by quoting a special quote last week which you can check it out in his blog.
http://cy-free2speak.blogspot.com/
Tauke Keen also give a good business-like presentation which earns him full marks. "woots" throw confetti!!
also, there is a new following or should i say a new trend/religion, and it is name after our beloved King. actually it has been here for a while but it takes a while for subjects like us especially stupid one like me to figure it out.
Presenting the new trend our King brings along:
CYNISM!!!!
do you notice King's initial inside, yes it is CYnism.
CYnism will be posted in the next post or so. :P

A randomly written post...

How come there aren't any eye-catching girls like this in INTI?? =.='''(I AM NOT CIKO K..)
brr... suak.(this girl is quite pretty actually)
I really am not CIKO, unlike SOME PEOPLE who goes to INTI just to flirt, and send electrical shock from their eyes plus always that small white face eh pattern to trick girls to go to GSC with them.. Cek ak.. I am not shooting(suan-ing) anyone, really(crossing my heart)