Going to heaven

According to many religion, one needs good karma and stuffs like that so they can go to heaven, reach nirvana and those kinda of things, but recent studies at my school proves this wrong. one only needs
11.2 KM/S
to reach heaven which is incidentally the escape velocity.
but somehow or rather, someone else has already reach heaven cause he acheived 70 km/s when driving down Bukit Gambir and look what happened to him?
he was accepted by L.O.L (Legend of you know who) and the hall of fame legends, standing beside hercules, zeus and jason of the agronauts. neat eh.
so next time, when you go to heaven, you need 11.2 km/s and not good karma..

In another case, if you want to be an NBA player like the Rockets Giant CY, you need to master projectile motion then only you can do hoops without a sound.

I Must Stop This Nonsense

I really must stop all these nonsense according to some people. Why they just can't appreciate my helpful comments and pointing out their errors and giving them nasihat..
geez, they some more didn't heed my helpful remarks but instead becoming more and more gai each day..
so seriously, i am going to stop my remarks as it seems there seem to be no effect, why though i must waste my time and energy? it only makes them more worse than usual...
so SERIOUSLY, i need to stop, before King CY behead me. T.T

Linkin Park And Transformers!!

I so so like this song, Linkin Park's New Divide. suits transformers rotf very much.

I really cant deny Megan Fox is Hot!! :P

Kiang tiok good liao, Mang Keh Kiang.

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As you can see, we must only be kiang but we musn't be keh kiang.
ways to be un keh kiang:
1. Do not bring alcoholic drinks to school.
2. Do not bring alcoholic drinks around in children tumblers.
3. Do not drink alcoholic drinks in school.
4. Do not drink and drive to school.
5. Do not drink and drive to school on Bukit Gambir.
6. Do not drive on Bukit Gambir on 70km/s
7. Do not have an accident at Bukit Gambir.
8. Do not have and accident at Bukit Gambir and then miraculously survive.
9. Don't boast or eng kang about your miraculous accident in school.
10. Do not ever talk in movies.
11. Do not ever talk about movies after watching it. You risked exposing your weakness.
12. Do not talk crap about anything you don't know or only know half of it, it makes you look like a joke.
13. Never ever eng kang about something in front of someone that knows that something better than you do.
14.never ever go to any international restaurants like Sakae or anything
15. Even if you go to Sakae or anyting, dont order food with their japanese, Cantonese, Sanghainese Chinese, accented english or any language with their slangs and ways of speech. remember, you are not an ang mo.
16. never ever ask about the food, especially the type of fish you are going to eat.
17. never ever boast about the food you had eaten before.
18. Never ever go and ciko with your girl type friends and leave your gang behind, this is non belonging
19. never ever let your friends do mathematical induction on you, they will then spread the facts around.
20. never ever wear to revealing to class, especially the class temp. is just 17 degrees.
21. never go and shoot electricity from your eyes, we have electric generators for that.
22. never ever boast about the feats you have done (eg. gone out with someone) cause maybe everyone else knows how to do it.
23. Dont confess to someone and let the whole world knows about it, you will be a laughing stock.
24. Dont be a ciko person.
25. never ever conpare yourself to Jensen button or schuey.
26. Dont do anything you are not pro in and let the whole world see. you are exposng your weakness.
27.Just stop pretending, you are not good at it.


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CYnism

Cynism, a word that some might have confused with cynicism(which is well, ubi chee yong nian, aka School grass(mandarin translation) one)
Cynism, a word brought about by our beloved King for which god bless him and his country(which according to guiness book of record is the smallest country in the world, ousting Vatican City, take that, carmelengo ventressca. King's country is well, small about 12 by 20 feet like that nia. which is even smaller than well, oh sod it, nevermind)
Cynism started a long time ago but only took us, his loyal subjects to notice it until now. It is named after our King CY(long live the king!!) it basically teaches and influence his subjects to be like him, which incidentally is WHAT EVERYONE WANTS!! ooo... we are so damn lucky.
So by the decree of KING CY, his loyal subjects must be able to:

1. You must have done every bad thing in the world except suan-ing others.(other bad thing includes bluffing and telling lies)
2. You must be a pro at suan or risked being corroded when speaking to HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS.
3. We must obey the KING and his QUEEN, which incidentally all his subjects knew what who it is for she is going to leave us soon to go to a land far far away. (god, i'm making this sound like a fairy tale story)
4. We must always applaud the KING whenver he speaks, got good marks and making a presentation and eng kang it to other people so they can share the joy and make more applause which the his royal highness obviously likes.
5. Never ever stand up when talking to the KING, for he talking to people with his head held up high.
6. We must always praise the Royal Car which is Perodua Kembara for it is THE BEST CAR IN THE WORLD.
7. We cannot pick up the king's royal plate or tupperware because it will be too heavy for us and break our hands.
8. We must be obedient so we can be accepted into the Royal Court for they only accept people who's in SOBA (School of Obedient Band 6 Actors), which the King is the Royal Patron and Head Chief.
9. There is NO DEMOCRATIC in King CY country, no one is better than King CY and those that says democratic shall face his Royal Wrath.

well, thats all a stupid royal subject like me can think of. If any royal subjects out there knows any other CYnism rules, please tell me so i can add it into my post. Thanks

King does it again

today is King CY's presentation and as always, his loyal subjects(us) are there to support him. He give a good presentation, only to be beaten in SERIOUS presentation skills by tauke keen.
King CY never misses a chance to throw a sarcastic comment every once in a while and he does it again by quoting a special quote last week which you can check it out in his blog.
http://cy-free2speak.blogspot.com/
Tauke Keen also give a good business-like presentation which earns him full marks. "woots" throw confetti!!
also, there is a new following or should i say a new trend/religion, and it is name after our beloved King. actually it has been here for a while but it takes a while for subjects like us especially stupid one like me to figure it out.
Presenting the new trend our King brings along:
CYNISM!!!!
do you notice King's initial inside, yes it is CYnism.
CYnism will be posted in the next post or so. :P

A randomly written post...

How come there aren't any eye-catching girls like this in INTI?? =.='''(I AM NOT CIKO K..)
brr... suak.(this girl is quite pretty actually)
I really am not CIKO, unlike SOME PEOPLE who goes to INTI just to flirt, and send electrical shock from their eyes plus always that small white face eh pattern to trick girls to go to GSC with them.. Cek ak.. I am not shooting(suan-ing) anyone, really(crossing my heart)